Manifest

'tis the night before X-mas
at The S*x Club

Twas the nite before x-mas an all thru the club
Horndawgs were crusing while sportin’a chub.
Some hung their dicks out without a care
In hopes that two lips soon would be there.

Men were groping while walking down halls
While visions of p**n played on the walls.
Some had shown up as if fresh from a nap
While others stopped by after a nite cap.

A drunk staggered in and raised quite a clatter
So I pulled him aside to see what was the matter.
weaving and wobbling but his head did not bash
So I left him alone glad he paid us in cash.

The dark room was full of dicks he could blow
So I turned and left him and away he did go.
I told the front desk in case he should care
But he shrugged his shoulders and gave me a glare.

The jail cell was packed with guys sucking dicks
The computers were busy with guys chasing tricks
Men having smokes after they came
And asking their partners what was their name.

Wifi was buzzing with dudes chasing tail
Trying to hook-up but to no avail.
So back to the hallway to grop between calls
Or chatting up local guys on the walls.

Some of them were gay some claim to be bi
By the way they got fu**ed it was all a lie.
gay straight or bi they came and they went
Their time and their loads both now were spent.

The music was thumping and shaking the roof
But no one was listening and this the proof.
The same tracks repeated 3 times around
But not one complaint no not one sound.

Dressed in my santa hat with dust pan and broom
I made my rounds cleaning each room.
Restocking condoms, towels, mints and such
I never realized we could use so much.

My eyes how they twinkled when I saw dimples bare
Some were very furry while others had not a hair.
Some guys were pleasant and chatted me up
While others acted like they had a stick up their butt.

Thru clenched teeth I smiled and went on my way
And reminded myself it was their time to play.
Some smiled back with cm on their chin
While others game me a s**t eatinin’ grin.

Some were chubby and plump or wrinkled and old
Others were quiet and still others quite bold.
Some were naked or buff from toes to head
And some skinny or sketchy or filled me with dread.

But I spoke hardly a word and went straight to my work
Though some believed this meant I was a jerk.
So I gave them the finger when they turned up their nose
And lied about throwing away their lost clothes.

At the end of the night when the mopping was done
It was now my turn to go home and have fun.
And I yelled to my co-workers as I drove out of sight
Thank god its all over, it was one hell of a night!

By: Paul Porter (c)2012

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