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He likes beer. And he's a grouch.

Finally, we have a beer to match his personality.

We give you "Big Grouch Lager, a craft beer created for the grouch in your life. It's composed of only the finest hand-selected ingredients, to produce a perfectly balanced and complex brew of grumpiness, crankiness, and cantankerousness.

It goes down smooth, has a hoppy feel, and a testy finish.

The tri-blend fabric of our "Big Grouch Lager" t-shirt creates a vintage, fitted look. Extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand even the grouchiest of moments from your man while he's downing a cold one or three.

It perfectly highlights his two favorite hobbies: complaining and drinking beer. He may make Oscar look like a sweetheart, but you love him anyway, grouchiness and all. Now you can get him a shirt that shows his true passions, Big Grouch Lager.

You, like rare classic cars, are unique.

You don't follow the status quo - in fact, you don't follow at all. You're a hot rod rebel. You're fast, strong, and resilient.

And while everyone else is following along, you're cruising the other way.

This traditional, classic cut, 100% cotton t-shirt embodies all you are and has a vintage, retro design to make sure you stand out from the crowd.

He shaves without shaving cream.

When he asks for the salt he doesn't say "Please."

He gives dirty looks to the mailman. He tells the kids, "Because I said so" when they ask him why they have to eat their vegetables.

And sometimes, when he's driving, he doesn't use the directional signal when he's turning. He has a bad attitude and he's proud of it.

Our "Bad Attitude Apparel" t-shirt is specially made for the man with a chip on his shoulder.

The pre-shrunk, tri-blend, contemporary fit of our t-shirt will keep him comfortable while he's displaying his bad attitude to the rest of the world.

Even though you think he's just playing the part, (and he most probably is) you know enough to pretend that he really is bad.

If your man has a bad attitude and is proud of it, get him this shirt.

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Do you look natural riding a Harley?

Or would you be more at home in a minivan?

Can you down shots of whiskey?

Or do you opt for a white wine spritzer?

Do you tell your wife, "I'm hanging with the boys tonight?"

Or do you wash the dishes while she has a night out with the girls?

If you answered yes to questions 1, 3, and 5, you're a badass.

If you answered yes to questions 2, 4, and 6 then you need to watch some action movies from the 1980s to catch up.

Our "Bad Ass Apparel" t-shirt features a stubborn donkey in front.

The donkey is literally a bad ass, but when you wear the shirt, the meaning is quite different.

The shirt lets the world know that you are a badass. Just don't let your wife find out.

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