Ustaz Bulis

A husband and wife agreed that whenever they wanted to have s*x, they would call it a “PHONE CALL” so their children wouldn’t understand.

One day, the husband sent their son to tell his mum that he wanted to make a “PHONE CALL.”

The mum replied, “Tell your dad that the network is busy today.” 📵😂

The dad replied, “Tell your mum that the call is urgent. If the network is busy, then I’m going to a PUBLIC PHONE BOOTH.” ☎️🤣

The mum replied, “Tell him that if he dares go to a public phone booth, I will OPEN A BUSINESS CENTER and all PHONE CALLS will be FREE!” Ku thok wel

Story about money here we go

Akur met Angon in Upper Nile university He was studying engineering, wore clean shirts, and talked big: _“When I graduate, I’ll build us a house in Gudele . You’ll never struggle.”_ She believed him. They married at 25.

*Years 1–3* Angon graduated, but jobs were scarce. He hustled — boda, construction, anything. Akur taught primary school. They were broke but a team. She paid rent, he bought food. They laughed about it. _“We’re building,”_ he’d say.

*Year 4*: Angon got a contract with an NGO. $800/month. For 6 months, life was sweet. He upgraded his phone, took her to dinner, paid dowry balance. Then the contract ended. He didn’t tell her. Kept dressing well, borrowing to keep up appearances.

*Year 5–7*: The lies started. _“Payment is delayed.” “Big deal is coming.”_ But Akur saw MTN mobile money debts. Landlord knocking. He started dodging her, sleeping at friends’. She was now feeding 2 kids + him. Her salary: 300,000sspmonth. His contribution: excuses.

The breaking point wasn’t poverty. It was a Tuesday.

Her daughter had malaria. Hospital bill: 150,000ssp. Akur called Angon He didn’t pick. Later she found him at a bar, buying rounds for friends, phone on silent. When she confronted him, he shouted: _“You think you’re better than me because you have a job? You don’t respect me!”_

That night she did the math. Not just money math — _respect math_.

*Cost of staying*:
1. Her peace — gone
2. Her kids seeing a man lie — daily
3. Her future — chained to someone who chose pride over provision

*Cost of leaving*:
Loneliness. Church gossip. _“She left him because he was broke.”_

She packed his bag.

He said, _“You’re materialistic. You only loved my money.”_
She answered: _“No. I loved your potential. I left because you fell in love with your excuses and expected me to pay for them.”_

*After*:
People called her gold digger

Me : doctor I have a problem of forgetting things within 3 seconds.🤔

Doctor: when did the problem start?💁🏾‍♂️

Me: which problem?🤷

Doctor:👇