Alfred

1. Dating a slim guy is cool but not until u remove his clothes and discover that he is using belt to hold his boxer 😂😂😂😂😂😂

2. Avoid guys dat always turn off their cars in every small traffic, sister u will not get even one POUND 💷 from that relationship 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣

3. You can never know the real voice of a girl until she is being chased by a dog😂😂😂😂😂

4. You think say break-up between boyfriend and girlfriend na im dey pain pass? have u ever been separated from the person u are about to copy answer from in an examination hall😀😀🚶🚶🚶

5. I knew the economic state was worse wen I heard someone pricing JEDCO BILL...
He was like "Bros abeg how much for low current"???😂😂🤣🤣


7. U will never know u have kung-fu skills until cockroach run over ur body🤣🤣🤣🚶‍♂🚶‍♂🚶‍♂😆😆

8. Some guys can form sha. Carrying laptop bag with ludo inside...Bros u are doing ur sef😆😆😆🤣🤣😂😂

9. Those who dress smartly and smell fine but wear wristwatch
that isn't working are among the problem we face in SOUTH SUDAN 🇸🇸 😆😆🚶🚶🚶

10. Is better u keep silent ya shajman "move it"
That's the only English South Sudan 🇸🇸 police can speak fluently 😆😆😂😂😂

11. My fear for Mardi w**d increased wen my friend sold his television to buy the remote 🤣🤣🏃🏃🏃😆😆

12. No one is as humble as a customer coming to buy on credit, he will be like"give me the fresh pepper for hand, save ur nylon"😆😆🤣🤣😂😂

13. Dear guy if u are sitting next to a beautiful girl in a taxi and she starts smiling at u, don't smile back, I repeat don't smile back until she pays her taxi fare 😆😆

14. You are trying to go without liking or sharing😭😭😭
😝😝😝🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

Having a Best Friend
A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face.

The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the sand “Today my best friend slapped me in the face”.

They kept on walking until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath. The one who had been slapped got stuck in the mire and started drowning, but the friend saved him. After he recovered from the near drowning, he wrote on a stone “Today my best friend saved my life”.

The friend who had slapped and saved his best friend asked him, “After I hurt you, you wrote in the sand and now, you write on a stone, why?” The other friend replied “When someone hurts us we should write it down in sand where winds of forgiveness can erase it away. But, when someone does something good for us, we must engrave it in stone where no wind can ever erase it.”

Moral: Do not value the things you have in your life. But value who you have in your life.

You are the one I want to spend my life with. There is some kind of connection that we share. A connection of heart when I know that we are one. I can so be with you when I am with you; there is no fakeness of role. If this is called as being a soul mate, then I think I have found a real soul mate in you. Baby, know that I am in love with you, and I will forever stay in love with you.

Sending my love to you via

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