Venom Offisial

men reacting to their wives giving birth.

Did You Know!

Idi Amin Dada once wanted to rename Uganda to "Idi." His trusted advisor jokingly told him.

Maliyamungu: "Do you know they citizens of Cyprus are called Cypriots?

Amin: "What has that got to do with Uganda?"

Maliyamungu: "Well, if you rename Uganda to Idi, the citizens will be called Idiots, including your good self."

Amin: "Aaaah, Maliyamungu you are the most intelligent person in Uganda, after me."

I went to buy eggroll for light refreshment.
She said it's 550 instead of 500.
I said why, she say things don cost.
I say no wahala and bought it

I reached my house, I bite am, and I saw twins eggs😂
I smiled, chop finish and went back to tell her what I saw.

Mama vex say she noticed her eggs wasn't complete in the morning.
She now said I should add money for the extra egg.

Lmao.
Dj, Please play me "Everything na double double 😂

This thing called Tisali, unless it can make me Member of Parliament or invisible to Juba Traffic police I won’t eat it.

First of all, if you have to eat, you throw one in, crack it in half with your teeth, then your tongue has to chase down that tiny nut before you chew and swallow. Which is the waste of time.😂😂

The Rivalry That Never Existed!

🎙Cristiano Ronaldo after his 2008 Ballon d'Or statement:

🗣️: "I am the best player in the world, the second best player and the third best player in the World." "There are other good players behind me like Kaká, Torres and maybe Messi a bit, but I did what it took to be the best at the moment." »

🎙 Cristiano Ronaldo in 2012:

🗣️: "I'm better than Messi, you can't compare a Ferrari to a Porsche. "I should have won the last 3 Balón D'ors, but it's not up to me." »

🎙Cristiano Ronaldo in 2015 after winning his 4th Golden Boot and Messi had only 3:

🗣️: "The golden boot is more important than the golden ball because the golden ball depends on votes while the golden boot, depends on goals. """

🎙Cristiano Ronaldo in 2017 after winning his 5th Ballon d'Or as Messi:

🗣️: "Messi is a fantastic player, but I think if I had 6, 7 or 8 Ballon d'Or I would be above him." """

🎙 Cristiano Ronaldo in 2019 after winning the Nations League:

🗣️: "My dream has always been to win something for my country, when you win something for your country, it's completely different." """

🎙Cristiano Ronaldo in 2021 when Messi won Copa America:

🗣️: "You won't be a legend unless you get an important title with your country's team like the Euros or the World Cup"

🎙 Cristiano Ronaldo in 2023:

🗣️: "If you love Cristiano, there's no need to hate Messi." "Both changed the history of football and are respected. The rivalry is over. »

Leo Messi never responded to such provocations, he was always humble working in silence. 😆😆