Ben Affleck

Hey, I’m Ben Affleck, and man, am I ever GAY AS F**K. My girlfriend is Jennifer Lopez, but I only date her because I love her taco-flavored kisses. The fact that she doesn’t have a p***s (anymore, since the surgery) really turns me off. I’m currently working on a really bad movie right now, but I check this page out frequently and try to post stuff in between my many, many ass-rapings. So it’s good to know ya!

I, Ben Affleck, just have to say that I have an exceptionally small p***s. Also, I like to stick that p***s in anything but women. I’m talking dudes, goats, cars, even sushi. Ben Affleck has spoken. 🐐 🚘 🍣