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It is now 10 years since Sir Alex Ferguson announced his retirement on May 8, 2013.
Now refresh your memory at just how bloody brilliant he was during his 26-year reign at Manchester United…

The trophies:

The matches:

Games in charge: 1500
Wins: 895
Draws: 338
Defeats: 267
Win percentage: 59.7%

Premier League: 810 – W 528, D168, L114 win ratio: 65%
First Division: 225 – W97, D70, L58, win ratio: 43%
FA Cup: 120 – W80, D22, L18 win ratio: 67%
League Cup: 97 – W62, D10, L25 win ratio: 64%
Champions League: 202 – W110, D52, L40 win ratio: 54%

Biggest wins:
Man Utd 9-0 Ipswich – March 1995
Nottingham Forest 1-8 Man Utd – February 1999
Man Utd 7-0 Barnsley – October 1997

Biggest defeats:
Man Utd 1-6 Man City,
Newcastle 5-0 Man Utd – October 1996
Chelsea 5-0 Man Utd – October 1999

The random stats

* Ferguson has won 27 Premier League Manager of the Month awards, 12 more than anyone else.

* Ferguson was named Premier League Manager of the Season 11 times. Jose Mourinho and Arsene Wenger have both won it three times each.

* Manchester United scored 2769 goals (1.85 per game average) and conceded 1365 (0.9 per game average) under Ferguson.

* United’s goal difference under Ferguson was +1404

* Ferguson is the joint-most decorated manager in European football competitions with seven honours (includes two honours won with Aberdeen), a record he shares with Giovanni Trapattoni and Carlo Ancelotti.

* United won 1752 Premier League points under Ferguson.

* During the 26 years Ferguson managed United, Manchester City, Chelsea and Tottenham all employed 18 managers each. Liverpool had nine.

The players:
Most used players:
Ryan Giggs: 876 games
Paul Scholes: 704 games
Gary Neville: 592 games

Highest goalscorers:
Wayne Rooney: 197
Ryan Giggs: 154
Ruud van Nistelrooy: 150

Youngest debutants:
Ryan Giggs (17 years, 3 months, 4 days)
Lee Sharpe (17 years, 3 months, 27 days)
Federico Macheda (17 years, 7 months, 4 days)

First Man Utd debutant: Gary Walsh v Aston Villa,

FACTORS THAT CONSTITUTES A SUCCESSFUL RELATIONSHIP

To have a healthy and successful relationship, you must set boundaries or limits.There are a lot of factors that makes up a successful relationship.. Some of those factors are:-

1 Love & trust:- A relationship with love not accomplished with trust is like a car without the engine. Love they say'its a commitment'.distance doesn't really matters In a relationship, what matters most is having each others love and trust

2 Communication:-It is obviously important to have a relationship with a good listener and attempting to understand each others point of views..communication in a relationship brings connection and verbalize what insides you.

3 Patience &Waiting:-This is sometimes most important factor. A guy who couldn't wait and a Lady who is impatient can't make a successful relationship.

4 Respect:-It is difficult to have a relationship without mutual respects.such respects includes refraining from yelling and treating your partner rudely.

5 Understanding:-A relationship without understanding isn't a good one..lack of understanding easily leads to breakups,Even if your guy or lady cancels your appointment with you, try and be patient, ask him/her the reasons why and try to understand.

6 Attention & care:-What most ladies really loves and appreciates most in a relationship is a guy's full attention and care by creating time for her,your calls and texts.

7 Be apologetic:- This factor sometimes not put into consideration leads to breakups. If you make a mistake with your partner try and be remorseful about it and show your apologies by saying sorry...
Let go of your prides

With those factors above
A successful relationship is sure.
© MINISTER Xto Paul
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Student : "Sir, can I ask a question?"
Teacher: "Yes!"
Student: "How do you put an elephant inside a fridge?"
Teacher: "I don't know."
Student: "It's easy, you just open the fridge
and put it in. I have another question!"
Teacher: "Ok, ask."
Student: "How to put a donkey inside the fridge?"
Teacher: "It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in."
Student: "No sir, You just open the fridge
take out the elephant and put it in."
Teacher: "Ooh...ok!!"
Student: "Let me ask another one. If all the
animals went to the lion's birthday party,
and one animal went missing which one
would it be?"
Teacher: "The lion of course! Because it wud
eat all the animals."
Student: "No sir, it is the donkey because it's
still inside the fridge."
Teacher: "Are you kidding me?"
Student: "No sir, 1 last question."
Teacher: "Ok!"
Student: "If there's a river full of crocodiles
and you wanted to cross, how would you?"
Teacher: "There's no way, I would need a
boat to cross."
Student: "No sir, you just swim and cross it
because all the animals went to the lion's
birthday party including the crocodile ..."
Teacher: "I have my own question, if all the
students come to school except one person,
who is the person..."
Student: "No idea sir..."
Teacher: "It's you because you are on two
weeks suspension for giving me headache......😹😹 To be continued
Episode 2

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Rivers United of Nigeria were forced to train in the dark in Libya after the stadium lights went off while training.

The Nigerian club arranged for a private training session in Libya but Al Nasr Benghazi officials still forced the private operators to turn off the stadium lights.

Rivers United beat Al Nasr 5️⃣ - 0️⃣ in the first leg played in Nigeria.

At times the way fellow Africans are been treated in North Africa, it is as if we are not from the same continent.