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The bible said that I should pray for my enemies and I am going to do that.

To my enemies, may the caterpillar of blessings crush you on your way today.

May the flood of upliftment carry you and your family.

May the thunder and lightning of open doors fire you into pieces.
Amen 🙏

My Neighbor Wey Nearly Fight Because of NEPA Light

Last night e shock me!

You know that kind moment wey NEPA go take light for only your compound, but you go still hear your neighbor TV dey shout, “Big Brother, Big Brother!”?

I say, “Wait o… why light dey their side and we no come get light?”

Before I fit talk finish, my neighbor, Baba Femi, don carry ladder. He say, “Make I climb check whether dem disconnect my line.”
I beg am, “Oga calm down, maybe na transformer issue.”

Next thing, baba don hook wire like say him dey do practical for Physics class 😭

Five minutes later, light come back. But guess wetin happen?
Only his house no gree on! Baba begin shout, “Jesus! Dem don use my meter do exchange!”

The whole street gather. One woman talk say, “Na because you no dey pay NEPA bill!” Another shout, “Carry am go report for Ikeja Electric!”

Na so gist start for junction like village meeting. Everybody dey drop advice wey no get head or tail.

At the end, na small boy for the street wey sabi electrician plug the neutral wire back. Light shine again 🔥

The way Baba Femi shout “Up NEPA!” e be like say dem just announce new minimum wage 😂

Moral of the story?
No dey rush climb ladder for night because of small darkness — sometimes your light just need small connection!

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Tag that your neighbor wey dey always shout “UP NEPA” first before light even reach him side 😅
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