De black monkey

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WHAT IS YAWA?🤷

YAWA is when you give a beautiful girl👩‍💼 a lift🚗
And she f@ints in your car🚗

You take her to the hospital🏥
and when you get there
the doctor👨‍⚕️ says she's pregn*ant🤰
and congratulates you that you are going to be father👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 very soon.

You then shout🗣️ that you are not the father and the girl says you are the father.🙆🏽‍♂️
Things are now getting YAWAFUL.🤦🏽‍♂️

You require a DNA test🧫 to prove you are not the father.🤷🏽‍♂️
Things are now getting YAWASTIC
When the doctor comes with the result📜 saying you can not be a father because you are infertile.
You are relieved, but on your way home🚶‍♂️
you remember you are married💍
with three kids👨‍👦‍👦 at home!...
Now you are extremely YAWÀCIOUS.😢

Now, you begin to ask yourself who is the father of those kids..🤷🏽‍♂️
You got home🏠 to find out that the gateman🚪 is their real fàther.
You are now YAWÁDED..🙆🏽‍♂️

You decided to travel🚗 home to complain to your mother about the latest development.. And your Mum with téars😭
running down her cheeks tells you
my son.. I'm so sorry 🙏 ...
your Da*d ain't really your Da*d...🙊
Then you know that things are now YAWASTICATED.😭

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That's why I like to make y'all happy 🤞 😅

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Corrūptiøn 🤦‍♂️🙆‍♂️🤣
A school wanted to take some of their ss3 student to a photo studio to snap some pics for their magazines
Their principal invited the camera man
Principal: how mūch for each student
Camera man: 200naira
Principal: last prīce plz
Camera man: okay sir bring 150
Principal: okay thank u very much (he then callēd the dēân of studies (DOS) to his office
Principal: tell all the ss3 student to brīng 300naira for their photograph tomorrow
DOS: okay sir {he went away and invited the form teacher of ss3}
DOS: tell all ur ss3 student to bring 500naira each for their photograph tomorrow
Form teacher: okay sir [he went to the classroom]
Form teacher: u all should come along with 700naira each for ur photograph tomorrow
Student: okay sir (went home to inform their parent)
Student: mum they said we should take 1000naira each for our photograph tomorow
Mother: okay my child i will inform ur dad
Mother: Hōney Emeka said his school said he should take 1500 for their photograph tomorow
Father: hmm chai
😂😂😂😂🥺😂😂😂😂

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0. The full meaning of Nigeria
N: Never
I: Intimidate
G: Garri
E: Even
R: Rice
I: Is
A: Aware
They can't teach you this in school 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

1. Children first! Children first! Naso rice take finish for church today. I no chop 🥹😩😭😭 😂😂😂

2. Putting Africa kids to bed always look like a robbëry attack.
“oya!! Lïe down, close your eyes, face the bed, don’t move your legs. If I hear ‘pimmm’, you will hear ‘wiiinn!!!”🙆‍♀️
Nigerïan mothers why? 😂😂😂😂
3. My neighbour’s daughter, Favour is pregnänt, I’m leaving that house ’cause that girl can lïe ehn 🚶‍♀️🙄😂😂

4. I can’t forget the day a Yahoö boy told me that the full meaning of SCAM is =>
S= Success
C= Comes
A= as
M= Miracle
😳😂😂😂🙆‍♀️

5. Welcome to Nigeria, where someone will lost his phone of 70k, and be like “it’s not the phone that is painïng me, but my sim çard” 😩. Bros are you OK at all ? Sim çard of how much ? 🙄😂😂😂

6. I saw a lady cryïng yesterday at ShopRite because she lost her 15k; I fell pitied and offered her 2k from the 15k I picked from the floor 🥲
Too much caring😂😂😂

7. I can’t believe that I’m related to Bill Gates 🤭...
His mother and my mother are both MOTHERS 😳😇😂😂😂

8. Who else noticed that English mostly runs äway when you’re in a serious argument ?? 🥲😂😂

9. Imagine dating a girl who can break sugarcane with her legs 😩🙆😂
You already know what I’m to say... if you know you know 😕😂😂😂

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