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1. STĪNGY:- Is when someone asks you for salt and you said your mom counted it 😂😂😂😂

2. CØNFÚSION:- Is when you stêál meat from your mother's pot and you fôrget whether the spoon was placed upwards or downwards 😂😂😂

3. SHØCK:- Is when you touch your pocket and you didn't feēl your phone🙄😂😂

4. CĀÚSE TRØÚBLE:- Is when you enter a restaurant and you discover that all the guys there are with their ladies and you decide to make a fåke call will your China phone:
"Hello, my man, I saw your wife with a man in a restaurant, come quick quick" after that, you turn your back only to discover that all the ladies has dīsappëared😂🏃😂😂

5. WAHALA:- Is after you have been púnïshed by a soldïer and you clímbed ur bike and shøut "Thúndēr firë you" and then, your bike refúsēs to start🙄😂😂😂

6. KASALA DON BÜRST:- Is when you take your girlfriēnd to a bâr and order for Andre( wine), as a village girl, she says; "prease make it spiçy" 🙄😳😂

7. WÍTCHÇRAFT:- Is after standing for one hour in a queue under the sun just to withdraw môney, and when it's finally your turn, you notice you were with ur Voter's Card not ur ATM😂😂😂

8. HÉART ATTÅÇK:- Is when your girlfriēnd is prëgnānt and your wife is prëgnānt 😫😂

9. Wīçkedness ÷ is wen u fínïsh reading this post and don't reåçt and shâre: 😂😂😂😂

10 Thank you guys for your dedication towards the growth of this pâge I spread you guys for the love and support I am humble thank you so much family much love from my end ♥️

🚨A new Song pending 🚨
BURUKU
Sunday is the date

I asked for this fine girl's number, she dēclined. Now we sitting on the same bench but she's on the edge. Lemme stand up so she can fâll😂

I was live yesterday
During the game Nigeria VS Cameroon

Welcome!