Ed_funny_boi
13/11/2022
Oya.. Laugh smallπππ
1..πDo u know that when they started planning on how to toast your sister, πthey will start calling you.."Senior man"π€©π€©π
2..with the current situation of Nigeria nowπ,
Once I reap the fruit of my labour,
π
ββοΈif I plant again, make I bend π€£π€£
3..βfocus on your life bro!
Ladies don't post broke guys..π
Orπyou don see me for any girl status before??πββοΈππ
4..relationship where the boyfriend and girlfriend dey speak π£correct English no dey last longer π€©ππ
5..i wonder who taught Africans that water that remain after brushing teeth is used for washing faceπββοΈπ€©π
6..Trouble is when u join a group called..."Single and searching" And you find out that your wife is the ADMIN πββοΈππ
7..welcome to Nigeria where all bed must touch wall π€©
Check your bed and laugh smallπππ
8..if you pronounce πForkπ΄
As πFerK.. πAvoid me πΆπΎπΆπΎ
9..πyou are bleaching and you can't speak good English π..
πHow are you going to communicate with your fellow oyibo people??πββοΈπ€£π€£
10. Soup wey sweet na better person cook am no be money i begπ. Some girls fit use 20k cook soup u go prefer to drink garry sleep.π₯±πΆ
11. But you donβt have money and someone is trying to help you take care of your girlfriend and youβre still complainingππββοΈ eh bros?
12. One motivational speaker committed su***de yesterday. He left a note for the upcoming ones. In quote, "if I can do it, you too can do it", I still don't understand what hes trying to sayπ€£π€£
13. When you want to be serious, you meet a cheat/unserious person ππ©.
When You want to cheat, you meet a serious person π ππ.
This life no balance π‘ π
We move πΆπΎββοΈ πΆπΎββοΈ
14. Baby I will die for you, says a guy that puts medicine inside eba ππ π€£π€£
15. In Nigeria We Don't Need CCTV Camera at Home, Our Neighbors Are Enoughπ€£π€£π
16. Breaking Newsπ°...
π³My patient dog just developed ulcer π
Motivational speakers should avoid me from todayπ€¨π
17. You Can Not Use Fainting to Play With Muslimsβ¦
Before You WaKe Up, They've Buried Youπ©
18. Nowadays Life is in the hands of Rich Men,,,,No girl Wants to place Her Head 0n BroKe Man's Chestπππ
19" A guy was walking on the street very hungry and saw bread lying on the corner of the road.
He took it and started eating it. After he finished eating it,,,, he saw a coconut and just beside the bread,
he wanted to eat it too but he didn't see any knife to cut it..... So he decided to use his teeth only to feel a painful 'whamp' on his face! He wakes up and heard his elder brother saying...... "π³you have eaten all the whole pillow!π¬Now u are biting my head.. Are u possessed?? π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ€£π€£ππ
20. Yur laughter is my hubby, πdevelop the habit of reacting and commenting on people's post.. πIt may land you to the love of your life.. π€·π»ββοΈWho knows??ππ
See eehn..π
I swear...πIf you're not following me yet, then you're missing a lot,
You don't have to enter aeroplane to follow me πππ Just tap and follow
my profile ππed_funny_boi
Sometimes silent is not the only way just target the mugu mouth tuturu okpo duwaa ya onuπππ
Small pikin they insult me.Him mama say make i no beat am say he they learn how to talk ππ
On my wedding day they will be a break for people to go and eat, rice don cost πππ
10/11/2022
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