Abd-Basit Olumide

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1. Call a man a li0n and he will be very happy. But call him an an!mal he will be very àngry.Is a li0n not an anímal?
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2. If you know more than five stīngy people, that means you bég a lot..
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3. In Japan a 17yr old is a doçtor.
In Brazil a 17yr old is a footballer.
In India a 17yr old is a shop owner.
In China a 17yr old is an engineer.
In Iraq a 17yr old is a Søldier.
In USA a 17yr old is a celebrity.
In Israel a 17 yr old is a príest.
In Africa a 35yr old is a whatsapp groúp admin.
God why🙆🙆🙆🙆🙎🙎😫

4 In Nigeria a fat guy from a rich family is called BIGGY while a fat guy from a p00r family is called OROBO.
That's where corrúptí0n started.
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5 Once you marry a bàd wife de dev!l will stop followíng you because he has settled you already😌😌😌

6. Sometimes you have to keep forgiving her while you are still looking for someone to replace her.
This is called constructive elíminat!on by substitut!on.
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Should i increase the volume?

7. First female barber recorded in the Bible was Delílah..
Féàr Women 😂

8. Bro you're dāting that girl for more than 💁3years, with no intention of marryīng her please..
Uncle phara0h let my si$ter go

9. Who is a ri$k taker?
A ri$k taker is someone who has running st0mach and still want to méss
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10 *I will never take wééd again 😒.
*I just fínïshed ironíng 25 clothes now and I didn't plug the ir0n.😃😀
Mádoooo 😅😅😅😅😅😅

11. My dear, if a lady asks “how are you” just reply “I am fine”, but if you have møney you can ädd “and you” 😂🚶‍♀️

12. Døn't trüst a girl with only one Facebøok profile picture... She is a boy ! I rëpeat, she is a boy oo 😹😅

13.You are tryíng to go without reaçting 🙄 is not good ooh 😏🤦‍♂️

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🤦‍♀️ LAUGH

1. Men are born between the lëgs of wömen and spend all their life trying to get back between them🙄. Why?.... There’s no place like home ... 🤭😂😂😂😂
2. Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing since morning. 😋😒😂😂😂
3. When a girl cancels a date she cancels it because she has to…🙄 But when a boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two.😂😂
4. TEACHER: “What do you call someone with no body and a nose?”
ME: Nobody Knows 🙄😒😂😂😂
5. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. 🙄😒😂😂
6. Teacher: “What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?”😏
Me: A teacher! 😒🥲😂😂😂
7. I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. 😩🥲😂😂
8. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.😇😌
A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 🤭😂😂😂
9. ME AS A DOCTOR 🥲
PATIENT: Doctor! I’m I ügly?😭
ME: You’re not ügly.
PATIENT: But everybody says I’m ügly!😒
ME: Listen, you are not ügly!🤷
PATIENT: I know I’m ügly.😭
ME: You look like a fine, ströng looking man.🙄
PATIENT: But I’m a woman.😟😩😂😂😂
10. ME: “Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?”🙏😭
DAD: “Don’t tell me that they haven’t found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was still in school!” 😏😂😂😂

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A m@d man saw a brand new car 4x4 car parked in front of a house.

He said "wow the owner of this car is very důmb😒
Simple 4x4 he cannot solve....😉
he then took a støne and wrote on the car =16.

The owner of the car got so and went ahead to spr@y the car new....😍
The m@d man did it again...🙆

The owner was so this time that when he finished spraying he 0rdered them to Write 4x4=16.......😜

This time the m@d man came around. looked at the car, nødded his head, smiled, picked a støne and mark it correct....🙆😂😂😂😂

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LAUGHTER

1. I entered TikTok yesterday and logged out immediately. I got a message from Airtel saying “Dear customer na God save you” 🙆😳😂😂
2. May we never have an encounter with a dog that doesn’t fear stones. 🥲
I used all my Jackie Chan moves before I finally apply Temple Run today 😩😳🙉😂😂
3. ME: Baby‚ where are you ?
Favour: Am on my wäay to work‚ my dad is driving me with his Mercedes Benz X-class because his Lexus ES350 is in garage for service. And you dear‚ where are you? ☺️
ME: Well‚ I’m in a Danfo bus sitting behind you. I just wanted to tell you that you shouldn’t pay the conductor‚ I’ve already paid for you 🙄🥱
The passengers burst out into laughter and that’s how she brëak up with me saying I humiliatëd her 😕
Favour shey na my fäult nii ? 🙄😒😂😂😂
4. I was searching for a Job last week and I had an interview yesterday, Boom!! My Ex Favour was the interviewer. 😳😳🙆
Satän only begotten daughter asked me to mention 10 Indian biscuits. 🙄😩🤭😂😂
5. I think Adam is the cause of our failurë in English Language....... 😩🥲
God: Adam‚ where are you ?
Adam: I am nakëd. 🙄🙉😳😂😂
6. Pidgin is the only language where question is mostly the same as the answer 🙄
Question: “Light dey ?”
Answer: “Light dey !” 😒😂😂😂
7. It is only in Nïgeria that some guys will boast with povërty...🙆
Some guys be like: “I have been wearing this belt for 7 years and it is still strong...” 🙉🤭😂😂😂
8. She fell in love with an electrician, now the whole family was shoçked 😳... Una say Wahala be like wetin again? 🤭😂😂😂
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