Mr Miracle

Growing up those days was another level of WWE parenting 😂👇

Tell the truth, which of these ones did you chop be@a@t!n 4? No lies!

1. Crying too long after being beaten.
2. Not crying after being beaten.
3. Crying without being beaten.
4. Standing where elders are sitting.
5. Sitting while elders are standing.
6. Walking aimlessly where elders are seated.
7. Eating food meant for visitors.
8. Refusing to eat.
9. Coming home after sunset.
10. Eating at the neighbour’s house.
11. Being too moody.
12. Being too excited.
13. Losing a fight with older mates.
14. Winning a fight with your mates.
15. Eating too slowly.
16. Eating too quickly.
17. Eating too much.
18. Not finishing your food.
19. Scraping your plate clean.
20. Eating and talking.
21. Sleeping while elders are awake.
22. Looking at visitors while they eat.
23. Falling down while walking.
24. Eye balling an elder.
25. Blinking while an elder is talking.
26. Not blinking while an elder is talking.
27. Looking at an elder from the corner of your eye.
28. Joining kids to play street football.
29. Refusing to join kids playing.
30. Not washing your plate after eating.
31. Washing your plate “somehow.”
32. Almost breaking a plate.
33. Breaking a plate.
34. Biting your nails.
35. Not bathing.
36. Bathing too quickly.
37. Bathing too slowly.
38. Getting flogged in school.
39. A car almost hits you.
40. A car hits you and you didn’t die.
41. Not answering when spoken to.
42. Answering back when spoken to.
43. Going late to Church/Mosque.
44. Borrowing clothes/shoes from friends.
45. Jumping the fence.
46. Climbing mango trees.
47. Jumping anyhow 😭

Which number did you suffer the most? Drop it! 😂👇

Good morning fine people 😊

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