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25/10/2025

Student : "Sir, can I ask a question?"

Teacher: "Yes!"

Student: "How do you put an elephant inside a fridge?"

Teacher: "I don't know."

Student: "It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question!"

Teacher: "Ok, ask."

Student: "How do you put a donkey inside the fridge?"

Teacher: "It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in."

Student: "No sir, You just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in."

Teacher: "Ooh...ok!!"

Student: "Let me ask another one. If all the
animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be?"

Teacher: "The lion of course! Because it would
eat all the animals."

Student: "No sir, it is the donkey because it's
still inside the fridge."

Teacher: "Are you kidding me?"

Student: "No sir, one last question."

Teacher: "Ok!"

Student: "If there's a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you?"

Teacher: "There's no way, I would need a boat to cross."

Student: "No sir, you just swim and cross it because all the animals went to the lion's birthday party including the crocodile ..."

Teacher: "I have my own question, if all the students come to school except one person,
who is the person..."

Student: "No idea sir..."

Teacher: "It's you because you are on two
weeks suspension for giving me headache......😹😹

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21/05/2024

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