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Daughter to Father:"Dad there is something Brian told me that I didn't understand… He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags, magnetic dashboard and a fantastic bumper"Father's Response:"Tell him that if he opens your bonnet and tries to test your injector pump, I will tighten his center bolt, loosen his plug until his headlights pop out and he will experience leakage from his exhaust pipe"The daughter's confusion tripled..

#k Daughter to Father:”Dad there is something Brian told me that I didn’t understand… He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags, magnetic dashboard and a fantastic bumper& #82…

little sister complained about her boyfriend to me yesterday. I advised her to leave himEarly this morning she posted on her WhatsApp status "No monkey can separate us"

#joke of the day little sister complained about her boyfriend to me yesterday. I advised her to leave himEarly this morning she posted on her WhatsApp status “No monkey can separate us”

LIFE_IS_DEEP: A mad man handed his cheque to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw N5000..” The Male teller told the mad man “For withdrawals less than N10,000, please use the ATM”. The mad man then asked, “Why?” The teller irritably told the mad man, “These are rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a queue behind you.” the teller then returned the cheque to the mad man. [ 224 more words ]

#touching LIFE_IS_DEEP: A mad man handed his cheque to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw N5000..” The Male teller told the mad man “For withdrawals less than N10,000, please use the ATM”. The…

"Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it's something you desire and design for the present"- Jim Rohn

#Jim “Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it’s something you desire and design for the present”- Jim Rohn