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With Sir George Herbal Family – I just made it onto their weekly engagement list by being one of their top engagers! 🎉

🚨🇸🇦 Kevin De Bruyne has agreed personal terms with Saudi Pro League side Al-Ittihad, with Manchester City open to selling, according to reports 😳

With Sir George Herbal Family – I just got recognised as one of their top fans! 🎉

🇵🇹 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐡𝐨 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐢: 🗣️"I remember a game in Kazan in the Champions League. All my strikers were injured. I was really in trouble, Mario was the only one. Mario got a yellow card in minute 42. At half-time, I spent 14 minutes out of 15 talking to him. 'Mario, I cannot change you, I have no strikers on the bench, so don't touch anybody and play only with the ball. If we lose the ball, no reaction. If someone provokes you, no reaction. If the referee makes a mistake, no reaction. Mario, please...' 🙏

Minute 46, Red Card." 👀

1. Dating a slim guy is cool but not until u remove his clothes and discover that he is using belt to hold his boxer 😂😂😂😂😂😂

2. Avoid guys dat always turn off their cars in every small traffic, sister u will not get even one naira from that relationship 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣

3. You can never know the real voice of a girl until she is being chased by a dog😂😂😂😂😂

4. You think say break-up between boyfriend and girlfriend na im dey pain pass? have u ever been separated from the person u are about to copy answer from in an examination hall😀😀🚶🚶🚶

5. I knew the economic state was worse wen I heard someone pricing NEPA BILL...
He was like "Bros abeg how much for low current"???😂😂🤣🤣


7. U will never know u have kung-fu skills until cockroach run over ur body🤣🤣🤣🚶‍♂🚶‍♂🚶‍♂😆😆

8. Some guys can form sha. Carrying laptop bag with ludo inside...Bros u are doing ur sef😆😆😆🤣🤣😂😂

9. Those who dress smartly and smell fine but wear wristwatch
that isn't working are among the problem we face in Nigeria 😆😆🚶🚶🚶

10. Is better u keep silent, because anything u say will be used against u in the court of law "move it"
That's the only English Nigerian police can speak fluently 😆😆😂😂😂

11. My fear for aboki w**d increased wen my friend sold his television to buy the remote 🤣🤣🏃🏃🏃😆😆

12. No one is as humble as a customer coming to buy on credit, he will be like"give me the fresh pepper for hand, save ur nylon"😆😆🤣🤣😂😂

13. Dear guy if u are sitting next to a beautiful girl in a taxi and she starts smiling at u, don't smile back, I repeat don't smile back until she pays her taxi fare 😆😆

14. You are trying to go without liking or sharing😭😭😭
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