Once Upon a Meme

𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗲 😂

It was Christmas, and the judge was in a particularly merry mood when he looked at the prisoner with curiosity.

𝗝𝗨𝗗𝗚𝗘: What are you charged with?

𝗗𝗘𝗙𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗧: Doing my Christmas shopping early.

𝗝𝗨𝗗𝗚𝗘: That’s no offense. How early were you doing this shopping?

𝗗𝗘𝗙𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗧: Before the store opened.

The judge chuckled, shaking his head at the festive mischief. The entire courtroom erupted into laughter, and even the bailiff was seen wiping tears from his eyes.

𝗦𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗦𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝗧𝗼𝗽𝗶𝗰😂

It was a quiet Sunday afternoon when 𝗠𝗨𝗠 called 𝗔𝗞𝗣𝗢𝗦 for a recap.

𝗠𝗨𝗠: Akpos, what were you taught in Sunday school today?

𝗔𝗞𝗣𝗢𝗦: How the Israelites crossed the Red Sea.

𝗠𝗨𝗠: So how did they cross it?

𝗔𝗞𝗣𝗢𝗦: Moses called Julius Berger to construct a bridge and they crossed.

𝗠𝗨𝗠: Ah! Akpos, is that what your Sunday school teacher told you?!

𝗔𝗞𝗣𝗢𝗦: No o… if I tell you what he said, you won’t believe it.