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21/05/2026
Late to the red light district session at this morning! 🔥🚴♀️
No parking 😬
Parked up the street…
Sprinted down!
Walked in as the class started and even the trainer went “she made it!” 🤣
Lucky my friend Sandra saved me a bike!!! 🤩
My watch says 1h10 🤪
Absolutely not!
That was 40 minutes and even that nearly sent me into another dimension because I forgot to stop my watch afterwards 😅
Hardest session so far. I was sweating like crazy which is unusual for me. Maybe because I actually hydrated properly for once? 🤷♀️
Best moment though… the trainer came over to my bike and I genuinely thought he was lowering the resistance to save my soul.
Nope.
Man pushed me to 100–110 RPM instead 😭🔥
He stayed there encouraging me and honestly, I’m glad he did because it showed me I had more in me than I thought.
Then near the end he yelled:
“If you’ve got 20% left leaving this room, you didn’t give it everything.”
And somehow my exhausted brain went:
YES COACH 😳🚴♀️🔥
I left completely wrecked, dripping in sweat and trying to remember who signed me up for this… 🤪 but also weirdly proud 🥹
14/05/2026
I got gifted these organic chokos today… and honestly I can’t tell if they’re vegetables or props from a sci-fi movie 😂
Apparently people actually cook and eat these things on purpose.
Meanwhile I’m over here holding them like I’ve just discovered a new species:
“Cute… but what do you DO with it?” 👀
Roast them?
Stuff them?
Put them in a curry?
Leave them outside as garden décor?
I refuse to believe generations of people have been eating giant wrinkly green pears without having a very good recipe for it 🤣
So… please help a confused French woman out…
What do you ACTUALLY make with chokos? 👀
Hit me with your best choko/chayote recipes please 🥬✨…..
01/05/2026
Parkrun this morning because I woke up way too early… clearly not supervised 😂
Did a bit better than my last runs (low bar, but we take wins 💪)
They changed the route though… and I swear I saw the fastest runners already coming back while I had just crossed the start line 🤣 humbling experience!
Took me a solid 3km to find my rhythm…
Right side hurting, brain saying “just walk”…
Me: “absolutely not, we are finishing what we started” 😤
Eventually the pain disappeared, proof that ignoring problems sometimes works 😂
Also, for once, can’t even blame a loose bra… Everything was locked in, no excuses, just pure suffering and determination 🤝
Overall:
Mental battle won ✔️
Run completed ✔️
Ego slightly bruised by speedy people ✔️
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