Max

After a lengthy delay for plane repairs, the passengers were becoming impatient but quit complaining when the pilot told them:

"Why don't you look at it this way? Wouldn't you rather be down here wishing you were up there than up there wishing you were down here?"

My girlfriend looked at me
with her s*xy eyes and
said, "I want you to make
me scream with only two
fingers baby" So I poked
her in the eyes..

Three gals were bathing at the same place,suddenly wind came and blew away their towels.Unfortunately a guy was was passing by..One girl covered her boobs,another covered her private parts and the third girl covered her face.Who do u think was smart?