Subukia Yetu

GASHAGWA KANADHANI KATASHINDA OLKALOU,,,,HAPA OLKALOU HATUTAKI WALEVI,,
METHU NA NGOTHO NI WALEVI NA HAWAFAI KUONGOZA K**A GASHAWA

SAHII NIKISEMA GASHAGWA ASIKANYANGE LAIKIPIA HAWEZI,KWA SABABU ATATOLEWA MBIO NA WATU WA LAIKIPIA.WALISEMA KWA SABABU NIKO KWA SERIKALI MIMI NDIO MTETEZI WAO.
GACHAGUA KANATUMIA SIASA NILIKUWA NATUMIA 1995 AKIWA HONEYMOON NA HAO MABIBI ZAKE.NA NI MJINGA KWA SABABU ANAJUA PAHALI NIKO HAWEZI SHINDANA NA MIMI NA ANAJUA HIVYO LAKINI ANAENDELEA TU.~MWANGI KIUNJURI

"Gachagua anajifanya sahii amenisahau.Ati anakuja kututisha sisi k**a chama Cha watu wa UDA hapa Olkalou akidhani atashinda na hiyo chama yake!Nataka nimwambie hivi,Ile siasa anapiga ndiyo nilikuwa napiga 1995 wakati walikuwa honey moon na hao mabibi zake.Na k**a amenisahau,naweza mkumbusha nimwambie kwangu Laikipia hatakanyanga na ikuwe hivyo kwa sababu watu wa Laikipia walisema Mimi ndiye mtetezi wao kwa sababu Niko kwa serikali!"~Mwangi Kiunjuri

BREAKING SAD NEWS..
GASHAGWA IS MISSING.
HE HAS BEEN ABDUCTED

BREAKING SAD NEWS!!
WAAAH,,,WAMEUA MZEE

There is a body believed to be that one of Mzee Kenyatta look like laying in a pool of water in a quarry at Juja now!!

Human rights activists in Nairobi have reported that Mzee Jomo Kenyatta lookalike Michael Ngige has been missing since he was arrested during demonstrations in Nairobi on Thursday. According to Vocal Africa CEO Khalid Hussein, Ngige was bundled into police truck outside Parliament and he has not been found in ten police stations that they have searched.

WEWE UHURU NI EITHER UWACHANE NA RAIS WILLIAM RUTO AU PIA WEWE UFUATE OGOLLA,CHRIS MSANDO,YULE MZEE MLIKUWA MNAKUNYWA UJI PAMOJA NA WALE WATU ULIUA UKIWA RAIS.TUNAJUA NI WEWE UNATUMA K24 WAPAKE SERIKALI MAFI~OSCAR SUDI

Sah,
K**ATA YEYE🤧
NGARUIYA HUWA KINAJIONA AJE.
MBONA ANAKOSEA GASHAGWA HESHIMA HIVYO?
HUWA ANAFAA KUCASTRAITIWA

GACHAGUA HUWA KANAONGOZWA NA TUMBO TU.HATA WALE WANAMFUATA UNAONA TU WANAKAA WAZIMU K**A YEYE.

NAJUA GASHAGWA KANAHARWO SAHII JUU YA VILE TULIKUWA NA MKUTANO KUBWA KIRINYAGA.
SAHII NIMEAMBIWA KAMETUMANA NING'OLEWE MAKENDE.

Ngaruiya Junior 'King Of Kigooco' Goma ino

LAZIMA TUPAKE GASHAGUA MAFII NDIVYO AJUE MT. KENYA SI YA FAMILIA YA KINA GASHAGWA!KESHO LAZIMA TUFIKE HIYO KIRINYAGA GASHAGWA HUWA KANASEMA NI BEDROOM YAKE.~NGARUIYA JUNIOR 'KING OF KIGOOCO'

UHURU KAZI YAKE ILIKUWA KUUZA YOUTHS HAKUWA NA HURUMA NA WAO AU WAZAZI WAO.LAKINI RAIS WILLIAM RUTO ANAWAPENDA SANA.
HAPPY FATHERS DAY RAIS!~PAUL WAIGANJO