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“One-Term Loading?” Sitatunga Youths Roast MCA Like Maize at a Roadside Kiosk

Sitatunga Ward MCA Simon Murei is currently being roasted hotter than chapati pan oil after his recent remarks that allegedly suggested Maili Saba youths are “not taking birth” and are basically living like “Sodom and Gomorrah.”

The Youths responded immediately, sharpening their tongues like they were preparing for a national debate finals:

“If leadership is a talent, ours definitely skipped auditions.”

Residents claim the roads in Sitatunga, from Tafina to Taito, From Chematich to Siyoi are so bad that even Google Maps has refused to load them.

Boda riders reportedly now begin every trip with prayers and next-of-kin details.

One youth said:

“We complained about roads. Instead of fixing them, he fixed his schedule to go to court to stop someone else who was fixing them. Imagine!”

Some locals allege (emphasis on allege, rumors, hearsay, village radio FM), that the MCA has been “more active in the Department of People’s Wives Affairs than in the Department of Public Works.”

Again — UNCONFIRMED reports.
Village committee chairman Radio Tumeambiwa FM is the source.

One resident summarized the drama like this:

“We wanted development, not telenovela episodes.”

To this end, the youths have now issued a statement so sharp it could cut electricity:

“2027, we make him a One-Term MCA.
Let him start packing slowly, hakuna haraka, tunaheshimu watu.”

They even proposed a farewell message:

“Thank you for your service, although we are still looking for it.”