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UPDATE: EPRA announces new fuel prices; Super Petrol and Diesel increases by KShs.16.65/litre and KShs.46.29/litre respectively while the price of Kerosene remain unchanged.

In Nairobi, Super Petrol, Diesel and Kerosene now retail at Kshs.214.25, Kshs.242.92 and Kshs.152.78 effective midnight for the next 30 days.

Some people only care about a problem when it reaches their side.

They laugh at someone else's struggle because they think they are safe. They stay silent when others are drowning because the water has not touched their feet yet.

But life doesn't work that way.

A broken boat does not sink one side first. Eventually, everyone goes down with it.

The world becomes dangerous when people stop caring about pain that is not directly theirs. A society survives when people understand that another person's suffering today can become their own tomorrow.

Help people before the flood reaches you.
Care before it becomes personal.
Because in the end, we are all in the same boat.

Chepkirui Kones is currently heading to IEBC Bomet region for verification and thereafter address the media...

Nenyon lakwet 💙♥️♥️♥️

Very Unpopular opinion, we are paying two deputy presidents ...

Ahmednasir Explains What Could Happen if Court Overturns Gachagua's Impeachment: "Interesting Times"
Lawyers from across the political divide have continued to weigh in on the possible implications if the High Court overturns the impeachment of former deputy president Rigathi Gachagua. Senior Counsel Ahmednasir Abdullahi described Gachagua's ongoing case as 'interesting'. Gachagua's 2024 ouster remains one of the most interesting times in Kenya's modern politics that has continued to shape the countinued to shape the political landscape. What are the implications of Gachagua’s court case? Senior Counsel Ahmednasir Abdullahi, known for his outspoken legal commentary, is one of the latest legal minds to wade into the discussion.
According to the grand mullah, as he's famously known, a court decision in Gachagua’s favour would have immediate and far-reaching consequences, including an unprecedented shift in the country’s leadership. In a post shared on X on Monday, April 27, Ahmednasir argued that a successful petition would automatically reinstate Gachagua to his former position. This, he explained, would effectively displace the current office holder, Deputy President Kithure Kindiki, from the second-in-command position. The lawyer added that such a development could also reshape political alignments ahead of the 2027 General Election. "If the High Court overturns the impeachment of Hon Rigathi Gachagua, then he will automatically resume his office and Prof Kithure Kindiki will by operation of law vacate office. Come 2027 and Gachagua will be H.E William Ruto's running mate ...very interesting times ahead," the lawyer said. How did Gachagua challenge his impeachment? His remarks come at a time when Gachagua is actively contesting his removal from office in court, a case that has drawn significant attention due to its potential political and constitutional implications. On Monday, the former deputy president appeared at the Milimani Law Courts in Nairobi

Shock as badly mutilated body of a man was today morning found dumped in Ainabkoi, Eldoret.

Investigations into the matter are ongoing !

Sasa K**a unajua baba yako kitu ya kwanza alikuambia ufanye after kumaliza form 4 ni computer studies,wewe you have no business being an introvert. Wewe ni mtoto wa wa ukoo wa upoloi,your ancestry is of peasants. Na lazima ujitume, whether you like it or not,you must put yourself outthere maximumly. Otherwise you will see of cutting trees. Ni lazima ujichukulie ile tunaita maposition. Na lazima ujiaminie,ata k**a hujui nini inaendelea

There is no time to be shy buana. Na kwanza ujue ukifika 30 hakunanga cha introvert ama extrovert. You are simply a grown up. Hiyo mambo ya introvert ni utoto unawachianga watoto ya unifasti . Sasa wewe endelea kujifungia kwa nyumba ukijiita introvert wenzako wakiweka mitego town,ukijiambia hupendi kuongea na watu. Buana we will burry you in a bedsheet like a Mutina. Utafika 50 years unakaa murima women,yani huna mbele wala nyuma.

Introvert is for the previledged buana. Hawa wenye walikua na tablet wakiwa class 4,nyinyi mkicheza bano. Ondiek wewe apana introvert,ni uzembe inakusumbua. Amka ukaongeleshe watu! Failure!

Mr. Tembo: I Invested In My Family And That’s Why I Don’t Beg, Proud Actor On Children Working In Norway, Sweden

Joseph Omari, alias Mr. Tembo, is one of the pioneer actors of the hit series Tahidi High. He became a household name in most Kenyan homes after being featured in the program.

The veteran actor has been in the acting industry for nearly two decades and has played major roles in popular local TV programs.

Here is his story as told by WoK.

Age

The veteran actor was born on 20th December 1942. He is a Kisii born and raised in Nairobi.

Education

He attended Nairobi Primary School, then known as Government Primary School (the school is currently known as Pumwani Secondary School).

Tembo attended high school in Machakos. He loved the arts and was a member of the choir and drama club. The actor then went to Railway Training Institute for a course in Mechanical Engineering

Family

He is a father, a grandfather and a great grandfather with six great grandchildren. He met the mother of his children in Uganda when he was part of a band.

The 80 year old now believes family is very important and one should invest in them. He has kids who ensure that his needs are catered for, some in Norway and Sweden.

He believes that had he not invested in them before, they too would not help him now as much as they do.

Career

Before he ventured in the highly competitive entertainment industry, he tried his hand at other things but found his interest was not there. He worked as a postal clerk just like his father before him who was also an employee at Posta.

He then got an opportunity to travel with a band to perform at a club in Uganda. While in Uganda, he became a trade unionist and was elected treasurer of Uganda Musicians Union. He joined Labor College- Makerere University- where he did a diploma in Trade Unionism.

He came back to Kenya and continued working as a trade unionist. He was elected president of Kenya Musicians Union for three years. In fact, he stopped the performance of all bands after Tom Mboya was assassinated to honor to iconic trade unionist.

He ventured into acting by first taking a role on KBC, Broken Hearts series.

In 2006, he joined Tahidi High and began working as the deputy principal in the school drama series. The principal of Tahidi High at the time was a senior lecturer at Kenyatta University and could barely get time to participate in the acting, hence, Mr. Tembo became principal when he left.

In the series, he was a strict principal who tolerated no indiscipline but was always at cross roads with his deputy Ms Morgan. Ms Morgan thought she was young and energetic and hence deserved to be principal, not Mr. Tembo.

He worked as an actor in the series for more than a decade before leaving. He has also been a featured actor in Santalai where he worked alongside Nigerian actor Desmond Eliott.

He also acted on Sue na Johnnie on Maisha Magic East. In the series, he worked in a production done by Abel Mutua and Philip Karanja, his former students in the series Tahidi High.

Acting Industry

As an actor, he believes the Kenyan industry is not where it needs to be as very few have invested to make it successful.

According to him, the pay actors received could be better. However, he also believes one can invest with the little they earn.

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN AFTER TESTING HIV POSITIVE 😂

Men Women

MEN:
Immediately googles “How long can someone live with HIV?”

Panics.
Sweats.
Calls his pastor.
Calls his mother.
Calls his ex from 2012.

Starts swallowing drugs like Skittles.
ART, painkillers, multivitamins, herbal mixtures, aloe vera, ginger shots.

Stops drinking cold water.
Stops s*x immediately.
Stops life.

Deletes club pictures.
Deletes side chicks.
Deletes confidence.

Starts eating fruits like a rabbit.
Wakes up at 5am for jogging.
Starts saying “health is wealth.”

Posts motivational quotes:
“Life is fragile.”
“Take care of your health.”

Already planning funeral playlist in his head.

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WOMEN:
Looks at the result.
Raises eyebrow.

“Okay.”

Takes selfie.
Lip gloss intact.
Septum piercing shining.

Texts her group chat:
“Girls, guess what 😂”

Asks doctor:
“So… can I still slay?”

Still goes out.
Still dresses hot.
Still posts thirst traps.

Caption:
“Living my truth 😌”

Replies comments with:
“Mind your business.”

Blocks stigma, not people.
Blocks shame, not enjoyment.

Continues living life like:
“If it didn’t kill me, it didn’t stop me.”

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SUMMARY:
Men hear HIV — they start dying mentally.
Women hear HIV — they adjust and continue glowing.

Men fear the diagnosis.
Women master the diagnosis.

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RULES ARE RULES.