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The marathon belongs to Ethiopia! 🇪🇹

Gotytom Gebreslase is the world marathon champion!

She breaks the championship record clocking 2:18:11 to win 🥇 – much to the delight of the roaring crowds in Eugene!

CHELILIS:
Learning at Chelilis primary school in Bureti sub county in Kericho county suspended today as angry parents stormed the school after the school headteacher locked a 16 year old form one girl from a nearby school in his office yesterday evening.

Suspicious members of the public saw the girl entering the school where the headteacher was alone as other teachers and pupils were still on half term holiday. Curiosity pushed some members of the public to go to school and peeped through a crack at the headteacher's office where they say they saw the two in cloud nine, having the steamy moments on the floor of the office.

They locked the two inside the office from outside and immediately call the area chief who arrived swiftly and call Litein police .
The police arrived and took away the two as members of the public were still arriving after the word went round that the headteacher is quenching his thirst on a minor.

According to litein ocpd Peter Isanda,the suspect,Mr. Omondi is in police custody and will be arraigned in court upon completion of investigation.
Ronald Koech,alias Multany one of the parents condemned the incident. "Tsc didn't gave us a headteacher,they sent us a bull",he said.

JUST FOR GAGS!
Zubeida: Jina lako ni Sakaja?

Sakaja: Is your name Zubeida?

Zubeida: Mimi ndio nauliza maswali

Sakaja: If you ask unnecessary questions I give you unnecessary answers !

Zubeida: Tuambie Tu k**a Jina lako ni Sakaja

Sakaja: Who did you invite?

Zubeida: Sakaja muda wako umeisha..

Kata simu ! Kata simu !😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥😂😂😂

TIFA Report On Public Opinion On August Election:

Raila-Karua ticket scores highest in Nyanza and Nairobi

Ruto-Gachagua ticket scores highest in Central-Rift and Northern Kenya

Wajackoyah-Wamae scores highest in South Rift and Lower-Eastern

President Uhuru Kenyatta builds a 100M library in Kapsisiywo Nandi, in honor of honor of athletic champion Eliud Kipchoge .