Ahli Riset

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Today, my wife got upset because a cat stole a piece of fish from the table.
She immediately took off after it with a spray bottle in hand.
The cat ran.
My wife ran.
I simply watched from the sidelines.
Five minutes later, it was all over.
The cat got away.
The fish was gone.
And I was assigned the task of buying more fish. 😭😂
Marriage fact: sometimes in a situation like this, the culprit escapes... but the husband still ends up facing the consequences. 🥲❤️

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Today, my wife finished baking a cake and proudly served it.
I took a bite.
She immediately asked:
“Be honest, how is it?”
I knew this was a trap wrapped in a smile. 😭😂
I thought for a few seconds and then said:
“If you were selling this, I’d buy it.”
She smiled.
I survived once again.
Marriage fact: sometimes a husband’s diplomatic skills develop most rapidly around the dinner table. 🥲❤️