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ORPHAN GETS A REMOTE HOUSE FROM THE STATE, GOES MUSHROOM HUNTING—FINDS A PLANE. THEN PEEKS INSIDE...

MY BOSS'S DAUGHTER FIRED ME AS SOON AS SHE TOOK OVER THE BUSINESS. "WE DON'T NEED OLD MEN LIKE YOU," SHE SAID. I JUST SMILED SARCASTICALLY AND NODDED. THE NEXT DAY, HER FATHER YELLED, "WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT? DON'T YOU READ CONTRACTS?!" BECAUSE THE CONTRACT...