Unsupervised Thoughts

My social battery 🔋 goes from 100% to 2% after just one conversation 😅

Me: "Just be yourself"
Also me: "Absolutely do NOT do that" 😐

Making eye contact feels like an extreme sport to me 🫣

My favorite hobby is mentally preparing for conversations that'll probably never happen 🤗

Nothing like replaying a 3-second interaction for the next 5 business days 🫠

I just love this time of the year when the trees wake up and choose violence 🤧🌳

Life really is just a simulation at this point 🙂‍↕️

Small talk? You mean competitive awkwardness 😏

"I love meeting new people"

Said my personality, NEVER 😬

Imagine having problems with someone and then you randomly decide the resolution is.. missiles 🙃

This country is being ran by a guy with the IQ of a bell pepper 🫑

My therapist asked me what's on my mind and now I'm in a holding cell 🙃