IWillBloom

Well, this wasn't the content I expected to be creating this week.

As part of preparing for my colonoscopy, I've been documenting the journey.

Day 1: Mercadona unveiled an entire army of fresh pistachio muffins on the exact day I started my low-fibre diet.

Day 2: My usual salmon, broccoli and roasted potatoes have been replaced with plain chicken and mashed potato.

Day 3: No food. No milk. Only black tea and water. Please keep me in your thoughts.

Day 4: We do not speak of Day 4.

The funny thing is, so many people go through this, but nobody really talks about it.

So if you've ever prepared for a colonoscopy, feel free to share your survival tips below.

If not, simply admire my courage as I stare longingly at baked goods and dream of a proper cup of tea. ☕😂