Simply Roncy

Know what the difference is between these 3 ads?

came up with thoughtful, welcoming messages for people here for the World Cup, without using any words on the / Ministry of Truth banned words list, which includes:

- world cup
- soccer
- football

on the hand, paid who knows how many millions to be a worldwide partner of the most corrupt organized crime operation on the planet.

Which would you rather support?



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I couldn't agree more. Thanks !




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My 2 (now adult) sons donated their entire cache of guns to the little rascals next door.

I can't wait to hear the gentle thud of foam darts hitting my garage door soon.

And I'm proud of you boys (again).




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Not everything Polish happens on Roncy you know...;)


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Congratulations on being the sh*ttiest bank on the street.

For those who don't read reverse post it note, the post its...

They were placed there at 9:30ish after I took money out of another bank down the street to make a payment at the CIBC ATM.

But of course the door was locked.

With a security guy inside. And another on the outside, who explained the doors lock every night between 9 and 9:30.

Presumably for extra convenience, though I would argue it fails to deliver on that front.

Even if you're a CIBC customer waving the cash you want to deposit at the guy inside.

Even if you've paid them god knows how much over the years for the privilege of lending and saving your money.

Even if you bought a bottle of Pine Sol and a sponge and used your cane to mop the floor where the ATMs are one Sunday, because the cigarette butts and the spilled beer and whatever else...stank to high heaven.

Even if you used your cane to squash a cigarette out because the guy smoking it had lit another...which got the guy on his feet threatening you before sitting back down to pout.

Even if the lovely Bulgarian woman using one of the ATMs at the time told you, once you were both outside, that you were "doing the Lord's work."

Well, I guess even then CIBC doesn't want you to pay your god damn bills with their sh*tty ATMs.

Ambitions Made Real?

Not, apparently if you're doing the Lord's work. The Lord can wait til the morning I guess.

Who could've guessed I'd go into today...but not for ice cream?!

Instead, it was this cool AF art, what's known as encaustic painting - with beeswax 🐝! - by a cool AF, legendary Toronto artist and much more, .ann.artist.

Find out more at Ed's or https://www.arcticstargallery.com/portfolio

And Leslie, you got a new huge fan. :)

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