Michael Dargie

Just that kinda day. Sunbeams, maple leaves, and Mabel taking a break from spinning back kicks to flies.

A shoutout to Arlene Dickinson Entrepreneur Investor who has been rallying Canada —I thought this might be a nice little respite.

Bleeding soooo hard rn. Donation 30.

I bid on (and won) a custom portrait by at this year’s Variety Show To Conquer Cancer held at .

At first I was thinking a cool Jimi Hendrix portrait, but then changed my mind. I said to Jen, “I would like to see what happens before or after a famous Muppet scene; maybe from the green room, or just before the director calls action. Ya know, the stuff no one sees except the cast and crew.”

Pic one is the wrapping paper. Pic two is the reveal.

Thank you Jen! “To the marshmallow!”

Prawn’s gotta park, yo.

The writer is back at his table. Purple pen in hand waiting patiently.

A stack of books look at him — cautious not to spook him. One of the books coughs, snaps upright. Did he hear that?

The writer looks at the book. Looks at his pen, shakes his head and reaches for his water.

The book lets out a small sigh.

Behind it, the other books straighten their dust jackets and pretend they weren’t watching.

Back at with a table full of books, pens full of ink, a one of a kind stamp, and a handful of limited edition challenge coins for the first people to buy my book and say, “is that a challenge?!?”

Added bonus if you tell me who dances in the Weapon of Choice music video by